With the help of Jesus' love I have become an abnormal human being who doesn't masturbate. Amen.
The problem is that she's ugly. You would change your mind about premarital sex real quick if she were a ten.
Fuck I-10. I drive on I-5. I need God.
Lord, please give "edheldur" the power to post long bullshit on a message board. Amen.
Yes. All of them. It's the sixteenth amendment.
Seriously, just come out of the closet and enjoy your life. If you don't you will only supress those feelings until they come out in anger, depression, or worse.
I'm heterosexual and addicted to pron. Please respond! Amen.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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