With the help of Jesus' love I have become an abnormal human being who doesn't masturbate. Amen.
The problem is that she's ugly. You would change your mind about premarital sex real quick if she were a ten.
Fuck I-10. I drive on I-5. I need God.
Lord, please give "edheldur" the power to post long bullshit on a message board. Amen.
Yes. All of them. It's the sixteenth amendment.
Seriously, just come out of the closet and enjoy your life. If you don't you will only supress those feelings until they come out in anger, depression, or worse.
I'm heterosexual and addicted to pron. Please respond! Amen.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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