With the help of Jesus' love I have become an abnormal human being who doesn't masturbate. Amen.
The problem is that she's ugly. You would change your mind about premarital sex real quick if she were a ten.
Fuck I-10. I drive on I-5. I need God.
Lord, please give "edheldur" the power to post long bullshit on a message board. Amen.
Yes. All of them. It's the sixteenth amendment.
Seriously, just come out of the closet and enjoy your life. If you don't you will only supress those feelings until they come out in anger, depression, or worse.
I'm heterosexual and addicted to pron. Please respond! Amen.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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