With the help of Jesus' love I have become an abnormal human being who doesn't masturbate. Amen.
The problem is that she's ugly. You would change your mind about premarital sex real quick if she were a ten.
Fuck I-10. I drive on I-5. I need God.
Lord, please give "edheldur" the power to post long bullshit on a message board. Amen.
Yes. All of them. It's the sixteenth amendment.
Seriously, just come out of the closet and enjoy your life. If you don't you will only supress those feelings until they come out in anger, depression, or worse.
I'm heterosexual and addicted to pron. Please respond! Amen.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.