Why don't you just ASK them, smart guy?
"discreteprofguy" had a not-so-discrete boner while typing this.
Bath time for somebody.
Sounds like "hellothere" has answered his own disgusting question.
Well the first thing I'd do if I were you would be to tell everyone in the world about it.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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