Why don't you just ASK them, smart guy?

"discreteprofguy" had a not-so-discrete boner while typing this.

Bath time for somebody.

Sounds like "hellothere" has answered his own disgusting question.

Fired o'clock.

Well the first thing I'd do if I were you would be to tell everyone in the world about it.

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