Why don't you just ASK them, smart guy?
"discreteprofguy" had a not-so-discrete boner while typing this.
Bath time for somebody.
Sounds like "hellothere" has answered his own disgusting question.
Well the first thing I'd do if I were you would be to tell everyone in the world about it.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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