Generally you shouldn't sign up for Internet college courses that are hosted on Angelfire.

~West side 'til I die~

"veronicastam" seems to think she's the audience member with the mic on Maury.

What "blackiebasse..." meant to say is: Depends on how huge of a bitch she is.

"a$$ eater" just regurgitated all over my computer screen.

Bruce Vilanch's job is in grave danger.

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