Oh, to be an Internet creep in love...
It means it's time to get another hamster.
It's just like talking in real life except when you hang up the phone you never say bye.
Take a bath once in a while.
Next time ask BEFORE you take the pills, Elizabeth.
Fifty bucks for that shit? Where do I sign up?
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Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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