Oh, to be an Internet creep in love...
It means it's time to get another hamster.
It's just like talking in real life except when you hang up the phone you never say bye.
Take a bath once in a while.
Next time ask BEFORE you take the pills, Elizabeth.
Fifty bucks for that shit? Where do I sign up?
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Cornflake Girl, Livestruck, Annihilist, enotnert, bbchops, Crucify, fenix down, Limestock, Fausdinotoly, Fyad Viscount, kazoogirl, Cowboy Beepbop, Gobiner, jpancake, supersleuth, saddamdeluise, puffery, perfect scrotum, asdindebimte, rubber cat, Sunny Delight, 19, Sebbe, Depressing Drawers, kknd_cf and Mr Plow.
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