This answer is also the reason a lot of people are resigned to being strippers.

If you read the answers before the question it's just like playing Jeopardy with people you meet on the street.

Do you Yahoo!?

Thanks for the tip, Indy.

Yeah, go warm up the car and start stuffing your face.

It's the best when you can crawl in and breakdance.

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