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I'm really glad to see that question has been resolved.
Hey, don't knock it. (By this I mean "blc569's" door.)
This whole question / answer system is pretty shitty but when it works it works really well.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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