OH, RIGHT AWAY.

If "Sexy12's" buisness is jumping off bridges, by all means, go on about it.

Allow me to answer your question with another question: What the hell are you talking about?

That's to be expected, "Dreamgurl."

Calling him the "Man with a Plan" is definitely not false advertising.

Nearly anonymous sex is no crime my friend.

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