"cumletsenjoy"? I'd really rather not.
"Handjob for Satan" wants to know what sex is. I see.
All the books in the world won't cure ugly.
Can you solve the mystery before the stink strikes again?
Knowledge is power.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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