Oh god, the lady that always sings really loudly at church wants to fuck.
"I'm a fuckup, thanks for looking directly at me for more than a few seconds!"
Love will find a way!
Hahaha, "You were so hot, especially when you started running from me!"
"Hello ladies, you might remember me from your nightmares!"
I don't know what a drog is but I don't think this guy would be able to date a woman free of them.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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