Oh god, the lady that always sings really loudly at church wants to fuck.

"I'm a fuckup, thanks for looking directly at me for more than a few seconds!"

Love will find a way!

Hahaha, "You were so hot, especially when you started running from me!"

"Hello ladies, you might remember me from your nightmares!"

I don't know what a drog is but I don't think this guy would be able to date a woman free of them.

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