I haven't even seen his penis and already I'm doing all three of these things.

Turn that frown upside down.

He's got us there.

I get the feeling this fellow is a poster in our political debate forum.

Sex is the Full House in the TGIF lineup of this goon's life.

The magic 27 is a special time for a lot of goons it seems.

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