Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

Don't be so self-conscious, brah. I mean bro. Sorry.

A bonding experience, truly.

Oh, hiya honey!

I once caught a fish and felt kind of bad about it.

If he could see the type of sweaty, hunchbacked individuals that draw cartoon pornography I bet it would seem a lot less erotic.

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