Communication is the cornerstone of a productive relationship.

Have you heard the news about that Dumbledore fellow?

Spirit Mom speaks of Zack's classic front page update from last year, which you really oughta read if you haven't yet!

Someone suddenly has a fantasy about the bald chick from that Star Trek movie.

But animals are happy they make people happy like me and now I am sad and not happy

Now I know why this thread was so popular!

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum pals Necromancer, kingcobweb, Princess Lollipop, name, Closeknees, Warren Moon, rigamarock, puffery, Marxux, A Certain Ratio, The-Real-Game, Foaming Chicken, outphasen, Cheesegod, pike, doublehawk00, and Deg for finding the cream of the crap. A big thanks also goes out to trufflepig for organizing the thread that started this debacle.

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