Thanks for the heads up.

Oh, to be a young goon in love.

What do you want, a medal?

Suddenly I want to make a whole bunch of babies just to spite this wretch.

Sure I'm disgusted by this, but am I surprised? Of course not!

Guillotine as charged.

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