Thanks for the heads up.
Oh, to be a young goon in love.
What do you want, a medal?
Suddenly I want to make a whole bunch of babies just to spite this wretch.
Sure I'm disgusted by this, but am I surprised? Of course not!
Guillotine as charged.
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