Hahahaha, his username is Poindexter and he was excited to see a fellow member from an Internet forum about segways. He gets an honorary position in TEAM MEGADORK

Oh won't Lord Kamen come down from invention heaven and spare us from the wrath of the FARK comments system?

Maybe now that punkass dog will think twice about fronting on a "glider"

Dogs have a natural instinct to back down when someone herds them.

You can probably change "horse" to "girlfriend" in that last sentence and have the story of most of his relationships.

If I had my way it would be ring-a-ding-ding for this bozo.

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