Hahahaha, his username is Poindexter and he was excited to see a fellow member from an Internet forum about segways. He gets an honorary position in TEAM MEGADORK
Oh won't Lord Kamen come down from invention heaven and spare us from the wrath of the FARK comments system?
Maybe now that punkass dog will think twice about fronting on a "glider"
Dogs have a natural instinct to back down when someone herds them.
You can probably change "horse" to "girlfriend" in that last sentence and have the story of most of his relationships.
If I had my way it would be ring-a-ding-ding for this bozo.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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