Things work a little differently in Malmo, Sweden.
NO!! If your horribly fat fingers are any indication nobody will want to see any pictures of you.
A big jug of Centrum Silver.
Zurich knows how to charm contemporary women.
Keep it in your pants for the duration of the walk up the staircase and you'll probably be okay.
A lot of them couldn't decide so they voted for the number of nipples they had.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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