Things work a little differently in Malmo, Sweden.
NO!! If your horribly fat fingers are any indication nobody will want to see any pictures of you.
A big jug of Centrum Silver.
Zurich knows how to charm contemporary women.
Keep it in your pants for the duration of the walk up the staircase and you'll probably be okay.
A lot of them couldn't decide so they voted for the number of nipples they had.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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