Don't sweat it, you probably won't get much use out of it anyway.

I'm getting sick and tired of all these boners.

I feel exactly the same way, but I could never be as articulate about it.

Not everyone could think to rhyme "laughter" and "plaster" with "lens crafter." Crackhead amazes me too.

cool man maybe after we watch that i can send you my tape of the episode of the cosby show where theo smokes

Anything that'll keep you from breeding is OK in my book.

You know something is important when it's in "Impact."

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