I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.
So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.
Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.
You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.
The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.
Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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