I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.

So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.

Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.

You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.

The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.

Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.

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