I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.
So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.
Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.
You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.
The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.
Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.
Can you tell which is which?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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