I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.
So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.
Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.
You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.
The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.
Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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