I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.
So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.
Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.
You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.
The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.
Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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