I think it's time for Pam to take a huge step back and look around. Then take a running leap forward off a cliff.
So long Santa, I hope you ride face first into an icicle.
Don't be ridiculous. The Kerry campaign had nothing in common with an overhyped symbol of failure.
You also wasted about a bucketful of dignity.
The first time he takes that thing to school it'll start a cascading bully reaction that will have every jock going berzerk within a 30 mile radius.
Stories about awkward chitchat with disabled people are my favorites.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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