The Student Room

The Student Room is a discussion forum designed for college-aged kids in the UK, but going by the posts it seems to be used mainly by 11-14 year olds and degenerates.

The real answer is: Work in an office.

Wait, no, the real REAL answer is: Ask interesting questions like "Mansize Rooster" can.

He cast "Lower Expectations" on me and I fell for him like a rock.

OWN A JET-SKI?? Good luck, buddy.

I think the fact that she's wondering if she needs qualifications to be a stripper MAKES her qualified.

"Unregistered" brings up a valid point.

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