Chat logs are awesome!
Just listen to the Tom Leykis Show and he'll teach you how to treat women like crap so you can get laid all the time!
Shut up faggot.
I hate forums that look like this.
This is the kind of guy that gets permabanned on the Something Awful Forums.
I've always thought bisexuality was a severe mental condition.
I hate it when somebody even looks at me.
Send all your questions to the local police department and they'll get back to you ASAP.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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