Chat logs are awesome!

Just listen to the Tom Leykis Show and he'll teach you how to treat women like crap so you can get laid all the time!

Shut up faggot.

I hate forums that look like this.

This is the kind of guy that gets permabanned on the Something Awful Forums.

I've always thought bisexuality was a severe mental condition.

I hate it when somebody even looks at me.

Send all your questions to the local police department and they'll get back to you ASAP.

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