Chat logs are awesome!
Just listen to the Tom Leykis Show and he'll teach you how to treat women like crap so you can get laid all the time!
Shut up faggot.
I hate forums that look like this.
This is the kind of guy that gets permabanned on the Something Awful Forums.
I've always thought bisexuality was a severe mental condition.
I hate it when somebody even looks at me.
Send all your questions to the local police department and they'll get back to you ASAP.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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