Nobody likes you and you will die alone.
I've got a spell for you. Simply mix bleach and rat poison and then stick your head in the bowl.
If you're forty years old and posting on a sex advice forum you should probably already be dead.
Speak English motherfucker.
I wish there was a Hulk who gets angry and smashes internet forums.
It's the Michael Moore of gender relations.
I don't think girls like you.
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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