Nobody likes you and you will die alone.
I've got a spell for you. Simply mix bleach and rat poison and then stick your head in the bowl.
If you're forty years old and posting on a sex advice forum you should probably already be dead.
Speak English motherfucker.
I wish there was a Hulk who gets angry and smashes internet forums.
It's the Michael Moore of gender relations.
I don't think girls like you.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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