Nobody likes you and you will die alone.
I've got a spell for you. Simply mix bleach and rat poison and then stick your head in the bowl.
If you're forty years old and posting on a sex advice forum you should probably already be dead.
Speak English motherfucker.
I wish there was a Hulk who gets angry and smashes internet forums.
It's the Michael Moore of gender relations.
I don't think girls like you.
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