I want to be a shoe salesman like my hero Joe Friday.

Oh, okay.

Okay now it's just getting absurd.

Haha stupid slut.

I used to work with a girl that had a lazy eye. It was pretty hot.

You'll find Vorpal Bunny in GBS 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Obvious cat/pussy joke here.

WE DON'T CARE.

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