I want to be a shoe salesman like my hero Joe Friday.
Okay now it's just getting absurd.
Haha stupid slut.
I used to work with a girl that had a lazy eye. It was pretty hot.
You'll find Vorpal Bunny in GBS 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Obvious cat/pussy joke here.
WE DON'T CARE.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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