I want to be a shoe salesman like my hero Joe Friday.
Oh, okay.
Okay now it's just getting absurd.
Haha stupid slut.
I used to work with a girl that had a lazy eye. It was pretty hot.
You'll find Vorpal Bunny in GBS 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Obvious cat/pussy joke here.
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