I want to be a shoe salesman like my hero Joe Friday.
Okay now it's just getting absurd.
Haha stupid slut.
I used to work with a girl that had a lazy eye. It was pretty hot.
You'll find Vorpal Bunny in GBS 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Obvious cat/pussy joke here.
WE DON'T CARE.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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