The first thing you must realize is that you DON'T NEED A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP AT SIXTEEN.
I think God could just make his life easier by sending everybody with an ISP account to hell.
Yeah that sounds exciting.
Teenagers shouldn't be having sex. End of discussion.
There sure is a lot of pubic hair in my keyboard.
More people than you think jerk off with their friends, especially at a young age.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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