For the love of God if you are going to star in pornography please shave your ass.
This is the kind of guy who would play Counterstrike. Just saying.
So how are you doing? We never just talk anymore.
Does anybody have the Matrix Reloaded?! Please email it to me!
I wish stupid fucking people wouldn't go online. Then it could be just us nerds.
I will never take anything a guy who calls himself "soldier4christ" says seriously.
HOW DO I FUCK MOMMY?
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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