For the love of God if you are going to star in pornography please shave your ass.
This is the kind of guy who would play Counterstrike. Just saying.
So how are you doing? We never just talk anymore.
Does anybody have the Matrix Reloaded?! Please email it to me!
I wish stupid fucking people wouldn't go online. Then it could be just us nerds.
I will never take anything a guy who calls himself "soldier4christ" says seriously.
HOW DO I FUCK MOMMY?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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