For the love of God if you are going to star in pornography please shave your ass.
This is the kind of guy who would play Counterstrike. Just saying.
So how are you doing? We never just talk anymore.
Does anybody have the Matrix Reloaded?! Please email it to me!
I wish stupid fucking people wouldn't go online. Then it could be just us nerds.
I will never take anything a guy who calls himself "soldier4christ" says seriously.
HOW DO I FUCK MOMMY?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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