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This is the kind of guy who would play Counterstrike. Just saying.
So how are you doing? We never just talk anymore.
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I wish stupid fucking people wouldn't go online. Then it could be just us nerds.
I will never take anything a guy who calls himself "soldier4christ" says seriously.
HOW DO I FUCK MOMMY?
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The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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