New York is pretty dry man. Try Ohio. Erm, at least that's what I've heard.

Last night I played Knights of the Old Republic until 5am and cried in the closet until 6am.

I just can't picture any forty year old man giving head. Ugh.

I think the thousands of webcam whores already cornered that market.

Pretend this is a joke about being there, having fun, etc.

I'll bring over my full collection of Mr. Ed episodes. It'll be a blast!

Way to rage against the machine there buddy.

I have no fucking clue what this idiot is talking about.

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