New York is pretty dry man. Try Ohio. Erm, at least that's what I've heard.
Last night I played Knights of the Old Republic until 5am and cried in the closet until 6am.
I just can't picture any forty year old man giving head. Ugh.
I think the thousands of webcam whores already cornered that market.
Pretend this is a joke about being there, having fun, etc.
I'll bring over my full collection of Mr. Ed episodes. It'll be a blast!
Way to rage against the machine there buddy.
I have no fucking clue what this idiot is talking about.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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