Zit Fetish

Would you enjoy waking up to a body covered in blemishes? Do you love the feeling of popping a big disgusting pimple and smearing the pus all over a mirror? If so, you're a horrible person.

The mental imagery is captivating.

You know it, Anonymous!

No, this sounds like the worst possible thing to do.

I don't enjoy.

Well I'm glad that's over.

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