Would you enjoy waking up to a body covered in blemishes? Do you love the feeling of popping a big disgusting pimple and smearing the pus all over a mirror? If so, you're a horrible person.
The mental imagery is captivating.
You know it, Anonymous!
No, this sounds like the worst possible thing to do.
I don't enjoy.
Well I'm glad that's over.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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