It's so nice to hear about a family that spends quality time together. It warms my heart. Not this family though, these people just kind of repulse me.

What the fuck???

This is no way to live.

I'm definitely adding this post to my memories.

For several weeks a mysterious beast had slumbered upon the neck of man. A foolhardy knight partook on a quest to slay it once and for all, but it was not to be . . .

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