Why did this have to happen?

I can't tell what this is supposed to be, it just looks like someone got hit with a golf ball.

"rankling" often tries to trick the others into thinking data from the Mars Express Orbiter is his skin condition.

Okay, when others can start seeing patterns and designs in your acne it's time to get some fucking Proactiv solution or whatever, because damn.

This is how Kuato got started.

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