Most of the time I don't think so but right now I think being a prison guard could be a fun job.

That's what I'm saying!

No, people fear that which wants to have sex with their children.

This poem really captures that "something you'd find searching the scene of a crime" feeling.

Yeah, how about those pesky parents getting in the way, huh? You conniving sons of bitches.

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