Most of the time I don't think so but right now I think being a prison guard could be a fun job.
That's what I'm saying!
No, people fear that which wants to have sex with their children.
This poem really captures that "something you'd find searching the scene of a crime" feeling.
Yeah, how about those pesky parents getting in the way, huh? You conniving sons of bitches.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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