Most of the time I don't think so but right now I think being a prison guard could be a fun job.

That's what I'm saying!

No, people fear that which wants to have sex with their children.

This poem really captures that "something you'd find searching the scene of a crime" feeling.

Yeah, how about those pesky parents getting in the way, huh? You conniving sons of bitches.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2018 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.