Most of the time I don't think so but right now I think being a prison guard could be a fun job.
That's what I'm saying!
No, people fear that which wants to have sex with their children.
This poem really captures that "something you'd find searching the scene of a crime" feeling.
Yeah, how about those pesky parents getting in the way, huh? You conniving sons of bitches.
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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