Most of the time I don't think so but right now I think being a prison guard could be a fun job.
That's what I'm saying!
No, people fear that which wants to have sex with their children.
This poem really captures that "something you'd find searching the scene of a crime" feeling.
Yeah, how about those pesky parents getting in the way, huh? You conniving sons of bitches.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.