Hey, FBI? If you could get to work on this guy that would be great. Thanks!

Oh yeah, society is definitely in the wrong here. Not you guys. No, never. Ever. Not you. Ever.

From a thread called "Favorite Sexual Fantasies." Read it and weep.

Oh for Christ's sake.

Yeah, wouldn't want it to turn into something harmful.

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