I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.
This image is twenty percent off the already low everyday price at Spokker's House of Weekend Tomfoolery! Hurry now because we only have six copies and seventy thousand people are camped outside because they are old women who have nothing better to do at 6AM on a Friday morning!
I hate science. You can use science to prove anything these days. The police even use science to prove whether you were at the scene of a crime or not. I mean shit, my fingers have distinct patterns on them? Bullshit, I say. Whatever happened to the good old days where we blamed the hapless minority who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time?
What kind of fucking user name is "Il b taking that". These kids are getting dumber by the dozen!
I've learned over the years that if you say "Lowtax" three times you get punched in the face. Lowtax Lowtax Lowta-
I wonder if the reptoids have Black Friday on their planet.
Be glad you're getting anything at all you ungrateful shit! You know what I'm getting for Christmas? Cancer! And maybe a bike.
Submit proof of your Asian ethnicity and we'll send you the link post-haste.
This guy watches too much Dragon Ball Z as a kid. And now he's dead. Cause and effect.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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