When the biggest history nerd at school tries to become a thug it's a very unhappy time.

I don't want to see your "dukey."

There are way too many adjectives in "fuck off,ya nazis" definition to take him seriously.

Where you goin', Spiderman?

There's something fundamentally wrong with "1337 d00d."

Nice try, Cheesegod.

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