When the biggest history nerd at school tries to become a thug it's a very unhappy time.
I don't want to see your "dukey."
There are way too many adjectives in "fuck off,ya nazis" definition to take him seriously.
Where you goin', Spiderman?
There's something fundamentally wrong with "1337 d00d."
Nice try, Cheesegod.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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