"Gumba Gumba" doesn't have a friend in the world.

I can't tell whether Michael Moore's endorsement is good or bad news for Canada.

I'm glad Urban Dictionary is around to define these unheard of terms, because without it I would be way lost!

Canada: The only country that's proud of how much macaroni and cheese they eat.

Have you seen those pictures of George Bush next to a monkey? Ever notice how similar they looked? HAHA! WHAT A CHIMP-MAN HE IS!!

"Gigi," you've been a great help.

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