Tzen shows why Cindy McCain is a damn lucky woman.

Ulu's campaign slogan of "Get ahead...Vote McCain!" never made it past the pin-badge stage.

Wheats believes that not even Dr House could come up with a cure for the global economic crisis, but he'd make some damn cold comments towards the other G8 leaders for playing their part in a worldwide recession.

Woodman's gif features a disgusting little wrinkly creature that can't control his bodily fluids, and his VP Sarah Palin.

XarsonX should have really given spoiler warnings before displaying this image, because now everyone knows what's going to happen on election night and the surprise is ruined.

Xenophon's image shows that John McCain's last experience of trench warfare wasn't in Vietnam.

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