Zack: A lot of these covers look like terrible dancing at a Halloween party.
Steve: Uh, no, maybe like the sweetest Halloween party in history. The kind with sexy lobster babes and fish men throwing nets around.Zack: Troglodyte party? Sounds great, Steve. "Wooooo, parrttyy!" *throws net at tray of jello shots knocking them everywhere, smashes lamp with trident* "Let's get wasted!"
Steve: Your mistake is thinking Kuo-Toa are Troglodytes. Kuo-Toa handle their booze.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.