Zack: Steve, I have to say, I really enjoyed this outing. We saw some great artwork.
Steve: I probably prefer the later stuff, like the babes got way sexier in the late 80s like all of them looked like Lita Ford wearing chainmail, but this stuff is pretty awesome too.
Zack: And we have a quest for our faithful readers: help us convince Erol Otus to create a portrait of John Travolta.Steve: A good old, frog-licking, goo-barfing, mushroom-stabbing Travolta nightmare portrait.
Zack: Maybe Erol Otus is dead.Steve: No, we would have felt it. Like some sort of magnetic disruption or Force disturbance or something.
Zack: Erol Otus, if you can hear me from beyond the veil of death, please get in contact with me. Your incredible artwork is desperately needed. The fate of Thetans may hang in the balance.Steve: We need you, dude!
Zack: The world needs you.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.