Steve: I want this airbrushed in color on the side of a van.
Zack: The plight of the modern woman dot gif.
Steve: The artist slides it across his editor's desk and the editor is like, "No, we need more underboob on the monster lady."
Zack: Aaaaand I just went rock hard again thinking about that lascivious nipple nun busting a board on these two.
Steve: Carnage a trois.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.