Zack: The one thing that could cause cowboys and Indians to join forces is their mutual enemy: dinosaurs.
Steve: You know, they use every part of the tyrannosaurus.
Zack: Once these noble beasts walked the great plains, but they were hunted nearly to extinction by the white man.
Steve: The white man, AKA the Native American meteor.
Zack: Yes, it is funny to recall our ancestors' involvement in a genocide largely responsible for the continued plight of native tribes.
Steve: Oh, don't be so serious, the dinosaurs will bounce back after a couple generations of owning casinos.
Zack: Yeah, I suppose I can lighten up. After all, I am absolved of my racial guilt because I am 1/16th diplodocus.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.