Zack: The one thing that could cause cowboys and Indians to join forces is their mutual enemy: dinosaurs.

Steve: You know, they use every part of the tyrannosaurus.

Zack: Once these noble beasts walked the great plains, but they were hunted nearly to extinction by the white man.

Steve: The white man, AKA the Native American meteor.

Zack: Yes, it is funny to recall our ancestors' involvement in a genocide largely responsible for the continued plight of native tribes.

Steve: Oh, don't be so serious, the dinosaurs will bounce back after a couple generations of owning casinos.

Zack: Yeah, I suppose I can lighten up. After all, I am absolved of my racial guilt because I am 1/16th diplodocus.

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