Zack: The one thing that could cause cowboys and Indians to join forces is their mutual enemy: dinosaurs.
Steve: You know, they use every part of the tyrannosaurus.
Zack: Once these noble beasts walked the great plains, but they were hunted nearly to extinction by the white man.
Steve: The white man, AKA the Native American meteor.
Zack: Yes, it is funny to recall our ancestors' involvement in a genocide largely responsible for the continued plight of native tribes.
Steve: Oh, don't be so serious, the dinosaurs will bounce back after a couple generations of owning casinos.
Zack: Yeah, I suppose I can lighten up. After all, I am absolved of my racial guilt because I am 1/16th diplodocus.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.