First Sweating Future Man Playing a Harmonica
September, 1979

Steve: What the heck is this?

Zack: You seem to like your milestones. I figured the first cover with a sweaty guy really jamming out hard on the harmonica would be a big hit.

Steve: What are the silver balls about?

Zack: They symbolize the extreme difficulty of playing harmonica (almost impossible) and remind him that, in time, even his visor sweat will be gone.

Steve: A memento moron.

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