Zack: "Best" detail: chain mail bikini being ripped apart.
Steve: I sort of am mad, mostly because I didn't want to see this and you tricked me into looking at it.
Zack: Get a good look, Steve. This is what happens every day 24/7 in Finland. This is real Finland lifestyle.
Steve: I don't want to go anymore!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.