Zack: Ashnod's cargo cult idol to Tony Stark.
Steve: For sale one really really needley suit. I don't know why I put needles all over it. I wasn't thinking. I had this suit and all these needles and glue and I just got carried away. The good news is it hurts a lot when you attack. The bad news is if you try to put this on your camel he's going to die.
Zack: When Ashnod gets stressed out he starts squeezing his sword and bending lumps onto it. Trust me, during the week of Mishra's yearly performance review he'll make a broadsword look like a waveform.
Steve: Excellent for commanders of armies of cushion or pillow men. Do you have a stuffed puppet man army? Perfect armor.
Zack: I want a stuffed puppet man army.
Steve: How many forests do you own?
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Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.