Zack: Neptune, uh, you really need to take that off before you get in the water.

Steve: I'm trying to imagine what an electric girdle would do. Like an electric blanket that you wrap around waist?

Zack: You're just sailing along minding your own business, when suddenly your ship comes upon a soiled girdle floating atop the waves. It crackles menacingly.

Steve: Steer away from it. No amount of abdominal support is worth the price Neptune demands.

Zack: Some of the other ones seem like encounters you might not notice having. I don't think a boat is going to pay much heed to a sea slug.

Steve: They might take it seriously if it buys a rail gun.

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