Steve: Alright! I am down with this guy. Look at him, he's having a blast.

Zack: That would rule. Put on some stunner shades and hop on the back of a giant wasp. "What now, Hollywood?! Is my giant wasp screenplay still something American audiences won't buy in 2011?"

Steve: How did he become a screenwriter?

Zack: He wrote a screenplay. Duh.

Steve: I get it. There are still so many giant wasp stories to tell. What happens when they attack a cruise ship. What happens when they attack a bikini contest. What happens as they grow older and the routines of their relationships cause them to grow emotionally distant from one another.

Zack: Real life happens, Steve. It's the only thing worth writing giant wasp screenplays about.


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