Zack: I don't...I...well, gosh.

Steve: I feel like I should be arrested right now. Just for reading that. I want to be in jail.

Zack: Now, come on, there's nothing explicitly sexual about a 13-year-old girl trading bodies with a "beautiful Spanish Ninja."

Steve: He traded bodies with a 13-year-old girl.

Zack: These things happen in the life of a Spanish Ninja.

Steve: I mean, I might expect this sort of thing from a Guilty Gear, but it's just making me mad when I think about this dude being a Street Fighter character.

Zack: WWGD? What Would Guile Do?

Steve: I don't know, bro. I don't know.

Steve: Stand motionless and let Chun Li kick him just so he can feel alive.

Zack: If you start to get too mad about this guy/girl just remember one thing: Skullomania.

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