Steve: Here we go. Sexy babes abound, because when you are a hot Egyptian wizard babe you need some hot babe guards.
Zack: This is good. We finally get a matriarchal society, it's just one where the higher your rank, the less clothing you wear.
Steve: When you got it, dude, you got to show that stuff off. Clearly the ancient Egyptians discovered the crunch.
Zack: Sexy women in D&D are usually either being toted around by a vampire or about to cast the worst sort of spell.Steve: Summon gross bones and snakes.
Zack: Otiluke's Rancid Roadkill Revenge.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.