Zack: Done in one, I can't believe it! We even made it through the pinball part without a Tommy joke.
Steve: I don't know who Tommy is, but it was a short book with lots of text.
Zack: Yeah, they wrote 1,000 words about a magical soda machine.
Steve: Speaking of writing and words and sodas, how is your book doing?
Zack: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Steve.
Steve: Is it a good book? I heard it was bad.
Zack: Where did you hear that?
Steve: Oh, no, wait that was a dream I had. Is it bad?
Zack: Terrible. It's the worst book of 2009. Maybe the worst book ever.
Steve: It was not a dream then...it was a prophecy.Zack: Hey, me and Steve are always open to suggestions.
Steve: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Zack.Zack: I have a suggestion: how about you go to hell!
Steve: This just got real.
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