Zack: Done in one, I can't believe it! We even made it through the pinball part without a Tommy joke.

Steve: I don't know who Tommy is, but it was a short book with lots of text.

Zack: Yeah, they wrote 1,000 words about a magical soda machine.

Steve: Speaking of writing and words and sodas, how is your book doing?

Zack: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Steve.

Steve: Is it a good book? I heard it was bad.

Zack: Where did you hear that?

Steve: Oh, no, wait that was a dream I had. Is it bad?

Zack: Terrible. It's the worst book of 2009. Maybe the worst book ever.

Steve: It was not a dream was a prophecy.

Zack: Hey, me and Steve are always open to suggestions.

Steve: That was an incredibly smooth transition, Zack.

Zack: I have a suggestion: how about you go to hell!

Steve: This just got real.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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