Lowtax - NO, I MAKE ART FROM COMPUTERS. WE TAKE THEM AND MAKE STATUES FROM THEM AND PLAYGROUNDS AND STUFF

Lowtax - MODERN ART, YOU KNOW, LIKE JIM BAGLEADUCIA

phoenix - oh, what kinf of stuff?

Lowtax - THE VIRGIN MARY, WE PUT ALL THE COMPUTER MONITORS AND LOG ONTO MAPQUEST.COM AND PULL UP MAPS OF THE EAST COAST AND CALL OUR STATUE "THE VIRGINIA MARY"

Lowtax - HA HA, GET IT?

Lowtax - GET IT??!?

phoenix - so u dont use art progs? u make the art from the comps?

Lowtax - "THE VIRGINIA MARY"! IT'S MODERN ART. GET IT?

phoenix - yea. A/S/L?

Lowtax - NO, VIRGINIA

phoenix - what?

Lowtax - NOT ASL, VIRGINIA. LIKE "VIRGINIA MARY"

phoenix - age / sex / location?

Lowtax - OH SORRY. 22 / FEMALE / CALIFORNIA

phoenix - kewl. u have a pic?

Lowtax - YEAH, THANKS FOR ASKING

Lowtax - YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT LASERS?

phoenix - like in games?

Lowtax - NO, LIKE ARGON-ION GAS LASERS THAT FUEL A SOLID STATE Ti: SAPPHIRE LASER.

phoenix - woah, what?

Lowtax - A/S/L?

phoenix - male / 18 / Texas

Lowtax - THATS COOL. WE'RE WORKING ON A PROJECT DOWN IN TEXAS WITH A LASER COMPANY ACTUALLY.

phoenix - what kind of stuff? u got a pic?

Lowtax - YEAH I GOT A PIC, LET ME SEND IT


(file sent - laser_beam.jpg)

Lowtax - WE'RE DOING SOME INVENTION WORK DOWN IN TEXAS FOR MY COMPANY. CONTRACT STUFF.

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