Trillaphon: "Do you think I'm believable as an evil genius? No? Yeah, I was surprised they cast me too."
Hydrogen: Kelsey Grammer Racing 6, now with Real 4D Rollover Action!
Trillaphon: "Check out my shitty 1964 British roadster simulator, it's ultra-realistic! First you get into a shitty 1964 British roadster, and then...that's it, game over. Congratulations, you win!"
Hydrogen: That was a sad cameo even by John Rhys-Davies' usual standards. Five minutes after he shows up, killed by an imaginary car crash...somehow.
Trillaphon: Yeah, I was willing to buy the front crash, but the imaginary invisible truck somehow clipping the top of the car is pretty baffling.
Hydrogen: Anything is possible when you're playing Nick Nolte's Celebrity DUI Death Race. Also, did we mention that the bad guy there programs COMPUTERS? He just wrote a COMPUTER VIRUS that made the car roll over, obviously.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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