The best thing about being a man is stroking my penis and pretending it is another man's penis.
Yeah, the Internet and houses are nice and all but... I wish we had more trained animals. Sigh.
The Shadow Realm is just a crutch for lazy cartoon writers.
This is also how you do Kegel exercises.
You need at least an bachelor's degree in bio-engineering to fully appreciate Yu-Gi-Oh.
This is one of the actual writers that works on Bratz! It's such an honor to meet you, ma'am. I love your work.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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