I used the report button to report some abuse, on the English language that is! *high five*

The only thing I care about in life is if boys like me. Heh, sounds like me when I was that age.

I don't know, put out I guess? What kind of advice do these girls expect?

Here's some bad advice. Hope this helps.

Nobody knows menstruation like grandma.

Lettuce also makes you poop. So do apples and oranges. In fact, I'm pretty sure the act of ingesting any food at all makes you poop.

Mama always said stay away from the Jamaicans!

Good contribution.

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