Just another reason to have voted for Obama.
These militant Muslim dudes are using my bathroom right now. This isn't the change I signed up for!
A vote for Obama is a vote for the token black guy on SNL to get on more sketches.
Time makes fools of us all.
Yeah, we found out Obama was JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Barack Obama wants to send all whites to Africa as a punishment for slavery.
Affirmative action First Lady???
WRITE IN SEYMORE BUTTS.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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